Good point, Beige Alert. Most models train themselves to vomit whenever anything gets stuck down their throat.

I didn't get the job of my dreams after graduating either
Later on I found out that "getting blown by supermodels while playing videogames" isn't a job.

He looks like a man who sweats a lot.

Fack you.

I'm convinced that potion Egg gave them was actually a Potion of Heroism, because the more badass the character was, the less effect it had on them.

Actually Holmes shot up with cocaine, not heroin. But don't let my nitpicking get in the way of this lively and engaging exchanges.

Return of the King was an excellent game. I enjoyed that one immensely.

Death by complications from Alzheimer's
He forgot to breathe.

Repo Man, you don't have to mention that your girlfriend's hot. I mean, obviously any girl good enough for YOU would HAVE to be!

"My legs are strong!"

lexicondevil, did your brother in law get a "Forearm free flap phalloplasty"?
I learned that by clicking on phodreaw's link and had to use it in a sentence.

Lycos forever, bitches!

What about the possibility that Bill Gates has two entire scrotums, each with two nuts apiece?
(Lame joke about how much balls you'd need to unleash a product as shitty as Bing).

Nachos, man.

Well, it related to the subplot of Seth's friend, who was feeling increasingly trapped in his marriage. It's the standard "runs away from the girl, then realizes he wants her more than ever" bit that every romcom has.

Josh put many jokes in this article, and all of them were funny. Half of that sentence is true.

I'm from Canada, and I approve the appointment of OtP as our legal counsel.

Does the fact that your wife is having so much fun with this cannon cause you to have feelings of inadequacy?

Hank Azaria's character
in the trailers at least, was irritating and unfunny. Sounded like he was doing a Stewie impression.

Wouldn't huevos rancheros go better with Breaking Bad? With a little bit of eggshell. Served with 6 ounces of tequila in a plastic cup, of course.