Hey, I'm a Canadian AVClubber, and my girlfriend's real. I, however, am made up.

Hey Kirk, any luck finding that croco-duck? All us evolutionists are absolutely spellbound about that whole thing.

He's actually Sean Combs. At least, that's what he prefers to be called now.

There's some great ones on this list. The love for LotR really warms my cockles, though. They weren't perfect movies by a long shot, but damn do they get the waterworks flowing. All the moments mentioned by others get me, but I just wanted to add the Ent's attack on Isengard ("come, my friends: the last march of the…

Well, at least they get the math right.

*cough*

You're probably the only person that would admit to it though.

@ Yeah, But: Yep, that was Newstead on Rockstar: Supernova (pronouced "Rockstar Colon Supernova"). Along with Tommy Lee and Gilby fucking Clarke. It was like a trifecta of asshattering douchetarditude. And hosted by David Navarro, who is the Pope of doucheyness. Jesus Zombie Fucking Christ did that show ever fucking…

I hate to be the grammar nazi, but I gotta point it out:

Perhaps Megan would be willing to oblige.

"that only applies if the standard matters to you" - I disagree. My job requires me to meet all sorts of arbitrary and stupid standards (at least, they are to me), but I know I have to meet them in order to keep my job. The importance of doing something well (well, to a certain standard anyway) even though you think…

That is twisted. And yet strangely arousing.

By "requisite skills and knowledge" I mean the knowledge that if you fall below the minimum required standard you will fail, and the skills to deal with that fact. Kids are allowed to coast all too often nowadays - you're not even allowed to fail them in elementary school - and this sets a bad precedent IMHO. Real…

It does mean that Walter's thinking only of himself and not of the other people he's involved who DO have the capability to live longer than a year - although that seems increasingly unlikely if they go through with Walt's plans.

Maybe Walt's not a great teacher - but he did exactly what needed to be done for that kid. Allowing him to glide through the course without applying himself would do the kid a great disservice. I think that moment has resonance in today's educational climate where more and more kids are graduating from high school…

Corrido (or narcocorrido, in this case). See above.

That's not how I remember it, either. I totally interpreted it as the crew thinking Jesse had done the killing. The only person that thinks the crew thought it was Walter is the reviewer (so far).
Not saying you're wrong, Donna, just saying you're alone in your opinion.

I always assumed Fergie meant the person that come around didn't turn her on, and so she lost her boner.

It's enjoyable to watch with the sound off.

No love for Wormtongue? C'mon, guys! Sexiest eyebrow-less motherfucker since Pink in The Wall!