You had me at "GAY DUDES WITH NUNCHUKS".

THE PENIS IS EVIL!!!!

@ Vitifolium - that's interesting. Hugo Weaving was one of my least favourite casting choices for LotR. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to picture Bowie with pointy ears saying Elrond's lines.

I've had that 4-pack, too. And as weird as the pine-flavoured one was, it was my favourite.

The cake is a lie!

Damn, IM. Rohan Drift had me spitting up my cappucino. Conjures up images of some badass Rohirrim with sunglasses, blowing past Edoras on a bitchin' Clydesdale with a modded oat intake.

The Last and the Loserest.

Faster and Furiouser?

Actually, the taste of jizz is quite persistent. You have to gargle a lot of Scope to get rid of it.

No matter what you say in German, it always sounds like you're telling them "get in the truck".

Hey, I just started that one. I wouldn't call it well-written, but it's entertaining.

When you're done driving the heave, be sure to park it in an appropriate space.

Any of you ladies want to do some "Natural Harvesting"…
Give me a call.

Definitely an opening for a Harlan Ellsion sexual fantasy there.

Julia Roberts reminds me of a flip-top kitchen dumpster, or Canadians in South Park, whose entire upper heads rattle around when they speak. She looks like she could unhinge her jaw and swallow a Great Dane whole.

My dad took me to see Fort Apache the Bronx when I was about the same age, Bronco. Don't know what the hell he was thinking. I remember being a little flustered by the many naked boobies.
That scene where the cop "talks down" a hostage taker by twisting his cap to the side and acting like a moron stuck with me, though.

I saw Murder By Death recently on cable, and enjoyed it just as much as I ever did.

"Hejira" is great, but mostly for the fantastic bass playing (none other than Jaco Pastorius himself).

I prefer to visualize him as a muscular trapeze artist.

How about just "Fallout"?
What, it's taken?