But is he a good actor? (Under no circumstances) discuss…

An absolutely excellent film. The scene at the conclusion in the peep booth is unrivaled. And good hell, that soundtrack…

On every level this is incalculably worse than making the people of Pompeii see Chicago for free.

Watership Down and, because that clearly wasn't enough psychological torment, The Plague Dogs.

Paul Scheer!

So two notches above your response. I'll take it.

Gracious, a gentleman's K! Has there ever been an F- ?

And possibly bleach.

A friend of mine was once detained by the religious police in Jeddah while running a female acquaintance to the airport. Their underwear was confiscated and sent away for testing in order to determine if they had been sexually intimate. They were eventually released (two days later)  but never got their underwear back.

Wipe them out… all of them…

That's exactly the greenlight I needed to start working on the treatment for my questionable sci-com "Don't Trust the Sarlaac in Apartment… Actually, Just Don't Trust The Sarlaac".

Yousa thinking yousa people ganna ask for their $12 back?

Kanye away an' bile yer heid now laddie…

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As a humble motherboardfucker with a big ass antenna, I approve of this.

My lexical analyzer has evaluated your response and found it to be awesome. Now, let me tell you about my mother…

Oil, cigarette, fire extinguisher.

My inability to tolerate those who use their phone while interacting with members of the service industry strongly suggests the contrary.

I can imagine your lawn being defended by multiple ED-209s.

A snuffleupagus film then. Or maybe a rare glimpse into what 1970s puppet porn starring David Cross and Alan Moore might have looked like.