Mungo Jerry's Lady Rose didn't chart? That's a pity.

What does that mean?!

I like him even more now!

I pray—oh my God do I pray—I pray each day, to not think of that song.

It's explicable—they're doing the Bax Luhrman movie as a play.

Return of the Mack?
Fastball's The Way?
That one about 'don't let go, you got the music in you…' by the New or possibly Free Radicals?

Come now. We all know Cousin Earl ain't been quite right lately.

Alex called her out on it when she was leaving the auditorium (chapel?). It seems like everyone knew that Daya was fucked before Daya did. (Who was it who was like "yeah, shooting a guard, taking the heat for everything like you did."? That seems like when Daya first realized what she had done.)

He reportedly has huge tits.

I'd like to see Warren's piece, nawatahmean?

"Fraught Fella"

You know how critics will criticize a movie for not being the one they wanted made? This article criticized a movie that wasn't made. Next level stuff.

Stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet!

We hate on the selfie stick, but it's all that's keeping phones out of our bodies.

Credit to Google for Glass doubling as an innovation in the field of birth control.

Or Dino-Riders!

So, it was Sin City for the Vice magazine set.

Feral Streep is a national treasure.

I met him once, like, a week before he quit and I swear to god, we talked about how badly he wanted to out Aaron Rodgers.

Unless of course it was the classic "Triple R"—"Refractory Racist Rant."