Making the Celtics the favorites in the East? Seriously, that was a get.

His reputation as America's Wet Blanket is probably unfair.

Folsom Prison Blue Lives Matter

Generously.

Looking at your list I think you're mistaking ability with ambition.

I always confuse him for David Letterman's old band leader.

The original Star Trek lasted only 79 episodes. Wild that it launched this whole thing.

Also pretty old, actually. A decade at least.

That's the only post-Maladroit song I can remember liking, but I like it a lot.

I was lucky that Weezer and The Simpsons were at their peak when I needed them most, but, in my opinion, they've both been terrible longer than they were good.

Guys, I know you're grasping at the national identity straws here, but learn to recognize mild ribbing by way of exaggeration.

Adam Sandler is a really good part of Spanglish, but I think the overall movie is ruined by One-Dimensional White Mom.

Illinois (or Chicago, where I lived, anyway) seemed pretty proud of being part of the Union, but maybe they were mostly proud of Lincoln.

Touché*

The Arizona Los Angeles Arch is looking pretty nice.

"Speaking of charming, watching Fox last night, I heard a rather amusing story. This character named Martin was feeling rather…randy, and he was heard to remark…."

Yeah, maybe that's the key—the snobbish slob, like in Big Daddy.

🎶 When I go to Baltimore
Won't leave those statues up no more
You come along and follow me
We'll go stomping Neo-Nazis🎶

If it isn't made of actual iron then I want it taken out too.

That's because Canadians didn't exist then. But walk into any Tim Hortons, and a Canadian will tell you how proud he is of having burned down the White House in between heaping bites of poutine.