I'm going to blame Adam Sandler for making slob v. snob unappealing, while also blaming him for making the jerk protagonist appealing.

Here we are having a Pun-on-Lemon Party and you come in like an old dick!

I've just started watching Game of Thrones and she doesn't pop up until the second season, but when she did, man, I knew exactly how to date her.

It's kind of a general "rural" accent you can find in Nebraska, Alaska, most auto mechanic shops.

Man, "Pamela" swaps into "Allison" seamlessly, doesn't it?

The lyrics seem pretty ambivalent about how attractive Deborah actually is. Sunken cheeks?

As a big fan of the Tyrannosaurus Rex album that song appeared on, Prophets Seers & Sages, Angels of the Ages, I now want to see this movie.

"Man I never get these knock knock jokes. What is it about the fractured nature of introducing who stands outside the door that amuses people? The most reaction any of these could hope to elicit is "that is expected" or "it would be odd if said person were at the door."

"Outdoors, shirtless"

I feel like the fact that she's in work like this is indicative of some OTHER, older legacy…

This one sounds like an F'in good time, doesn't it?

I bet it's that the shit emoji is the best. We had smiley faces before, but emoji introduced the character of a smiling turd into our alphabet. Captain Picard is fine but the shit emoji—its the real deal.

I've heard if you go too far north it's just a sea of Celtics jerseys

Stiff ennui-enr?

Uh oh, now I find her MORE attractive!

I keep meaning to, but the wonders of central Connecticut never cease!

That's what he wants you to think.

I'm t-Ryan but I can't help myself!

Yeah, the worst parts were about Al Gore. He seems like a nice enough guy, but it kind of gave credence to the idea that the film (and by extension, the concern for the environment) was about HIM. Although now that I know these people are completely immune to truth it doesn't bother me or feel like a missed…

Choose a Koch brother, I guess.