I mean, Greek yogurt and "other yogurt"—your Dannons and what have you—DO taste differently. Greek yogurt is thick and velvety and delicious, while Yogurt Classic™ is gloopy and tastes like puke.

My friend's girlfriend only knew Bowie from that movie and it really pissed me off that she's so uncool and claimed that she'd miss Bowie as much as I.

Not exclusively, my good man! https://s-media-cache-ak0.p…

The No-Smo-King Sign

(Hol)Landing Gear

"Excuse me, captain, but we haven't called them 'stewards' in decades!"
"I didn't mean the flight attendant…"
Footman enters
*record scratch*

The Flying Dutchman was right there…

I was once like you. But then I gave them a chance. And now there's one more thing in the world that I like.

I'd say their skill as curators was underrated. The songs they choose to cover are a pretty good introduction to that Old Weird Americana, and "American Beauty" is pretty much the best newgrass album.

There's no Tilda Swinton villain like a Bong Joon-Ho Tilda Swinton villain, am I right? So there it is.

Ramous Orimidable Fays?

Pretty close to the classic Spoonerism from Spooner himself: "A toast to our queer old dean" instead of to "our dear old Queen."

How could anyone be intimidated by going on a date with a Yalie—someone who is obviously used to settling?

So what you're saying is, the old good rich person is a dead rich person?

If she's from California, the Yale thing has nothing to do with it. I can't tell you how many one-star reviews I've read that start "As a Cali girl, I know [insert Vietnamese food/tacos/pizza/New York bagels/the way the leaves change on the East Coast]."

And Drop Dead Gorgeous

I love me some Tina Fey comedies, but yeah…she just doesn't do somethings well. For example, last season Lilian's anti-gentrification activism really felt like it missed the mark for being good satire…or even all that funny.

Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka! People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back: Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again. Lesser Bobka - I think not.

Bob Carlisle? The Butterfly Kisses guy?

As we've learned from the French, if you Macr one wrong move, your career is ruined! But if you Macr one right move, you've found the love of your life—the president!