As with all things Leslie, I probably just need to take it for a walk, and I'll be hooked for life.

I mean, maybe. But, in the most charitable interpretation to you, dear apples, you KNOW he or she has his or her phone right there! And if it's just a simple question, c'mon!

Adam Sandler, David Spade, and Rob Schneider star in Sussudio!

Are you under obligation to answer phone calls? Emails? Someone when they're talking to you face-to-face? Doesn't seem so far fetched to consider texts (particularly ones that ask a question) a mode of communication that warrants response, low pressure though it may be.

Did you like Metals?

Speed could rule everything around me—SCREAM!

Yeah. Much as I would like to, I don't know how realistic it is to separate the art and the artist when so much of this band relies on their vocal activism and public persona. It's already hard enough with musicians singing and using the first person pronoun (why did everyone assume Lemonade was autobiographical for…

Upvoted for blood!

His real life was really really depressing lonely and gross. Really to that movie's credit that it ends up overcoming it's dramatic shifts in tone and works

I haven't seen the movie but the scene in the book is nice and gross too.

Spass the Smalt would you?

And I thought the worst thing about this band is that I couldn't get through a whole one of their songs without them announcing that they went to Bard. This is much worse.

RIP Titus.

I had trouble enjoying Winston's career, because the news.

Yeah, I felt bad about saying I would kill Ellen, and to your point she doesn't deserve any of those things. I guess I feel kind of sexist for indulging in this exercise at all.

Kill Ellen (sorry, Ellen), fuck Giada (no brainer), and, because I have a thing for sassy, mean women, marry Nicole.

Yeah, he only did what everyone wants to do. I don't know how anyone can put up with all that forced, cackling jocularity.

My future in-laws were so stoked to hear he was coming to whatever local casino.

I don't know who they're trying to appeal to by becoming hella generic.

You're a dull kid, Gnomey