NOW it makes sense.

Absolutely not.

I keep wanting to make jokes about how you should check back with us when she's 64, but you wrote such a nice thing. On the internet of all places!

Isn't Brian Epstein also a required listing on every "fifth Beatle" list? I mean, he's not my vote, but …

This album is the rare "so overrated that it may now be underrated." It doesn't help that one of its strongest tunes just makes everyone think of the Wonder Years, though.

I own "American Beauty" by them, and I feel like that's pretty much all I need.

If you could see that first Pirates of the Caribbean movie with fresh eyes again, forgetting for a moment that Johnny Depp and the subsequent movies would take all the wrong lessons from it, wouldn't it be charming?

I remember hearing about her, and seeing her in a meat dress or giant egg and thinking "Whoa, I gotta hear this lady! It'll be like super gay Bjork!" only to realize I had been hearing her at the pharmacy and grocery store. It was really just super-tame Madonna.

See, now I would've said Sufjan Stevens but for the "Carrie and Lowell" album. Turns out he actually is a good songwriter when he has something on his mind other than his own preciousness.

I like that Amboy Dukes album, especially Nugent's guitar work on "Baby Please Don't Go" (which is on Nuggets). Still hate that Motor City Madman though.

"Your Blues" is sort of the proto-"Kaputt," but generally its MIDI-string-heavy production leaves people crying for "generic indie stuff." I probably prefer those songs on the "Notorious Lightning EP" where he plays with with Frog Eyes as a backing band.

Oh god, is my answer to this inventory "Simpsons seasons 2-9?"

The devil isn't into details…

They at least owe SOMETHING to their hunchback though…

Trudeau is an upstart alright…

Ta Qifsha Qeni Nanen, Hughes!

If I had the upvotes, I'd make a day for you.

I don't think that's what Social Network was really about.

If he was just as charming as Mark Wahlberg, we'd be fucked!

"The Circle 2: Venn Diagram"
There's gonna be some overlap