I feel like you'd be amazed that its flavor is terrible, and yet in such small portions.

Well, don't I feel like an idiot..

Also, the peeing.

I've never seen it. Wait, were YOU referencing Goldmember?

Must everything that isn't effusive praise be evidence of being a hateful bastard?

Good one, Billy.

It was covered under the "truth in advertising" clause, as Heineken tastes like ass.

Do those people who think Beyonce is a deity deny the existence of Goldmember, or does EVERYONE just do that instinctively?

Better than Rhodes anyway.

Like anyone would ever share the "California cheeseburger" with an outsider…

Carefa the grande dahnt gah sar!

Tolentino's one of the best in the business. It sort of irks me to have this be called a "Great Job Internet!" when a real person did the work. But I guess that's true of all GJI!s. This one's just actually well done.

Just as with calling the president childish nicknames, BENGHAZI conspiracies aren't something liberals actually dislike or are above at all—they were just waiting for their turn.

Textural? Takes its time? Soaring dynamics? Yes please!

♫ Boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it'll be
We'll set everybody free
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby
There'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop…

"Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?"

I kind of thought we all agreed that the 0bummer nicknames were pathetic, but apparently we were just waiting until it was our turn?

They told me I wasn't up to snuff!

Albany one wants is another good band!

Given that Drake releases "commercial mixtapes" through his label, increasingly it's a distinction without a difference. Seems like artists who don't want too much pressure put on the release will call them "mixtapes."