Neither have I and I feel like their move from obvious punchline to increasingly beloved franchise is evidence of the world getting dumber, so it's a little comforting to hear that the movies themselves are getting better.

Yeah, that's where I start getting into the rarely used "PrtScn/SysRq," the irascible Scroll Lock and Pause/Break which I'm just now noticing for the first time…

WE WITNESSED YOU!

*Sees picture*
"What have Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon done now?"
*Reads headline*
Oh it's that gross show Ren and Stimpy. Thank god.

Also, stop repeating movie plots. I could've sworn Beyonce starred in "The Unhinged Blonde" a decade ago.

That also happens in The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus although I don't remember ever knowing what actually happens or why.

Jack Donaguey laughs sometimes and has mild joy in life.

That's amazing because he was interviewing Sean Penn!

I knew the Adams family was mixed up in the numbers racket! Numbers never die!

I don't know a lot about guns, but at that range, even if she nails him, don't you have to be worried about the bullet going through the guy and into the people behind him?

Actually win Best Picture?

I always wonder if Barbra Streisand and the Ray Conniff Singers were, at a certain time, the most popular and successful musicians of the day, or if taste just steered away from them so hard and so definitively that their music is the most likely to be basically given away today.

Aren't they actually hearing deviation from what their accustomed to? What it sounds like they're hearing, maybe, is wherever you grow up (which I'm surmising isn't America).

Totally. Over the weekend I was even on the verge of watching it on a plane. I mean, I didn't but, not because it was despicable or looked terrible or anything.

Quite a bit of elephant as I recall.

Nah, you were just doing your old buddy Shock and Au Contraire, an internet stranger, a favor!

That's incredibly prescient. I have some cousins, the oldest one just turned 20, whom I don't understand whatsoever. We should've seen it coming when they opted against getting driver's licenses.

Unbox it carefully or you'll bend your wookie!

I had a French professor from Togo and didn't really know the language well enough to notice any difference, but having just sat next to a woman from Mali on a plane, I think it may have really thrown some people off.

Ah. *the Protestants and Eastern Orthodox patriarch who nodded in agreement at first both back towards the door*