Can we ask Dr. Sumida to weigh in on where this adorable host's accent is from next?

I was just in Portugal and apparently had been learning the language with a Brazilian accent. People were very confused and that language remains weird as hell.

Still looked good at the end of it, but why were all those women on the ride dressed like Roman centurions' wives?

You're right; it IS like going to the club to pick up women when you're me and can't focus on baseball!

Not Pope John, Paul, the second (guitarist)…

I posit the existence of a "Good Will Hunting Extended Cinematic Universe" which, instead of gravity, is ruled by the Law of Massachusetts men confronting what was their fault.

Originally my post started with "*Very Dennis Miller voice*" but I decided to, uh, spare everyone that evocation.

Is Brian calling me a sap?

False Pope people? Are you talking about the Avignon papacy, or the theory that Paul McCartney is now pope?

Saw Inside Out and Manchester By the Sea on a plane and decided they were the same movie (Think about it!: Sadness, growing, hockey! Connect the dots!).

And judging from his posts, he's at least 46—or he only posts when he needs a nap and a change…

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drum along to Semicircle. All the songs are in cut time.

I guess that's what I'm getting at, and the deterioration of our rail system was neither necessary nor accidental. The GOP definitely knows that you can deliberately ruin something, and then complain how it doesn't work—why else would they want to block grant Medicaid?

It's like the world's economic recovery since 2008!

Probably time to flip it so both sides cook evenly then, huh?

Duke's slogan was and remains "Sanctimonia Super Academia"

You say that like Kriss is knot known for going against the grain, when really he wood happily.

Diamond Joe knows what he likes and when he saw the Amrack on that mode of transportation….

Vraiement!

You know what else I don't get? How rarely we talk about how airlines are huge polluters. I mean, air travel is never going to go away, but if we're serious about fighting climate change, rail travel needs to be a viable alternative, and it just isn't.