To employ postal workers, who primarily do?

Often that one Koch brother.

"Doctor who.." whats? Who goes to the Old West? Because do I ever have a CBS show from the '90s for you…

Nah she was cut because Han Solo famously died on a bridge

Oddly enough, young rappers are both the fount of new slang and also nostalgia for "back in the day."

We're throwing good money after bad, pretending he's an entertainer of any kind.

Tim Heidecker's just trying to absolve himself for looking like another Trump son.

"I don't eat corned beef and hash cuz it's high in cholesterol!"

I'm into it if they are!

That does support my theory that they're all aspiring actors in LA…

"You really shrewdly parlayed good looks into millions of dollars!"

That's what the girls and I were saying over mimosas.

"Sir, I've told you before. We can't replace James Comey with Nancy Drew and Devos was already confirmed. It's not fair to replace her with Encyclopedia Brown."

Often it involves interest in something that isn't you personally.

I don't doubt the existence of sex crimes in that office, but I'd be surprised if a woman has ever been in there, due to everyone else's debilitating fear of cooties.

Totes. I also think it's a contrast in eye-makeup choices between this picture and the album cover.

You know what's weird? The whole time we had the terrible comment section, Disqus never once did that thing where I had to Log out, get kicked out to the homepage and log back in. And it already happened this morning!

What did you hate about it?

This song popped up in my Spotify Release Radar playlist this morning, and for a second I thought the artist must've been mislabled. It's delightful.

I listened to My Woman a lot, but this header image has proven that I have no idea what she looks like.