No Pete Maverick Mitchell, you got it all wrong! It's not like that!

Every album of theirs is mourned as the end of their hot streak, which sure enough is always extended by the time the next one comes out.

BODY BLOW!

What's going on with that record? We already have those songs!

Rubber ducky I'm aw-fully mad at you!

Starring Matthew Perry as the concierge,
"Howard…waddle you think of next?"

"Ain't no law what saying a rubber duck can't own a hotel!"

While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.

Even as I child I noted they had a memorable amount of—how do you say?—decolletage?

She's not in the castle then though. She's standing right there saying how the Beast isn't so bad.

I feel the same way, and also like maybe I should cut my fellow Americans at least as much slack as I cut the Polish Ellen superfan, right?

In Thin Red Line, even minor characters were played by A-listers (George Clooney pops up about 5/6s of the way through the film to do very very little) and it really took me out of it, although not because Malick or Clooney were doing anything wrong.

They're all a knock off of "children," and that's disturbing enough.

"You think nerddom is your friend, but I was BORN into being a dork!"

Yeah but the girl is already rescued, right? She left and is standing right there.

Here's the difference: when Gaston realizes that there IS a beast, for no Belle-banging reason, he just decides to lead an unruly mob to the castle. You know why?

It's as old as time all right.

Oh yeah. Pulp Fiction. Forgot about that one. It's like how I always forget to include Fargo in discussions about the Coen brothers.

It's almost like these expensive college degrees are incapable of critiquing the system of privilege and exclusion that fuels them!

"the larger movie it’s attached to has an uncertain place in critical evaluations of Tarantino’s work"