I guess what I'm asking is how did you explain all of this to Mrs. R? Because, the Contrairess is chill as hell, but "I've made several thousand comments under articles and now I want to hang out in real life with my fellow aging Simpsons fans" seems like a soft sell…

Looks like he follows his deceased dog into the afterlife…so there's a ten minute cry right there…

At very least we can depend on the cultural critics of the left complaining about it.

I'll be vacationing FROM Brooklyn that week—but I'll keep an eye out for y'all next time!

Given that it appeared in the "Great Job, Internet!" well, it's more of a testament to not caring about either.

No, that would be the right-wing think tank the Heritage Foundation, oddly enough.

I mean, Rex doesn't host for obvious reasons.

Because unless you keep the Russophobic fires stoked, people are going to notice that the neoliberal, centrist position that Maddow and her network champion is incapable of winning elections even against the least liked candidate of all time?

You can get your Bill O'Reilly in any flavor you want.

Which is weird because, you know, it's just national Romneycare.

Yeah, the man who shouts at people on the street professionally is the one who should police our discourse.

He's just using it to have tea with Cat Stevens, surprisingly.

Let's dispense with the idea that Donald Trump knows what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what…wait what's that over there?

I would be too; that movie was great.

That's just a nod to its ingredients.

Is this J-rock bottom or is he just J-Lo?

Don't be afraid to use your nails, boys!

Retouch of Evil: Evil's Stroke

I resent Beyonce and the Marvel Cinematic Universe for the same reasons that have little to do with the text of either, and completely to do with their obnoxious fans both in and out of the media.

Dik-OUCH-u!