Hey, all I gotta say is I am too. Gonna see it in a theatre, NVX?

But the "traveling to the exotic far east to learn their mystical, martial art ways" is the problem, and as long as it's being made for an American audience, it will be one, regardless of the lead's race.

Or a Beyonce fan, when someone fails to praise Beyonce sufficiently!

Give me the space and I'll make it look like we were PRAISING Dawes…

"Be free, little commentors!"

*Debates between putting on my bucket hat or leaving my frosted tips out for the world to see*

Even by Power Rangers standards that looks cheap. It doesn't even look like a set. It looks like they just went outside the soundstage.

"Fights" are 60 percent zooming close ups on people's eyes.

We all had plenty of attitude, but teenagers we were not.

Hey now, this is the website where kids watch other people play video games! These are idiots whose standards for entertainment are incredibly low. Of course they're going to celebrate a new Power Rangers movie!

It does kind of look like dog bit kitty's face while kitty navigated the dismount.

"Why don't they call it 'Roundtine!'"

I don't understand how something so small "you can strangle it in a bathtub" is an analogy we all understand.

You can't blame them—they thought they had a great plan written by the Heritage Foundation in the early '90s, and didn't realize that they had won so much that that THAT plan became Obamacare.

Cocaine?

Sure. I don't mean to difficult (Lord knows I don't care), but I still don't see how traveling to Asia to learn magical martial arts isn't Orientalist in its very essence, you know?

Yeah but to tell this story you basically still have to posit that magical martial arts are part of his Asian* American heritage and…..doesn't feel like less of an orientalist cliche to me.

Working actor, whose casting has been singled out as the biggest problem with his tired genre piece of a show, defends job

Ah that's okay, SlickMick. These things happen.

On the plus side, I'm not wasting as much of my limited amount of time on earth here, so…maybe this is just the kick I needed to get on track.