But he's handy in a pinch.

Stroke of luck that we got to hear it at all.

I'll miss your beautiful avatar most of all, Ben Grimm!

Ay there's the rub, then.

It's an end in and of itself! That's the beauty of it! It's terra nova of the visual vocabulary!

That one's just using something as a ersatz dick—we do that all the time.

I think we can all agree that the best emoji is the smiling poo emoji, the king of all emoji.

I'm going to smash my head on this desk, just to be sure.

Wait, that doesn't say "protocol" that's says proctal!

"On the first page o-of Ed Harris's CV…"

It's going to Bruno Mars and we're going to thinkpiece heaven, baby!

So…still you think he's rather dreamy?

Wrong again, as Brave Little Toaster wasn't a Disney production. Disney simply purchased the distribution rights.

Careful! At the casting call, I've heard mutter almost indecipherably "good teenagers take off their clothes"!

GInger doesn't even know that he's Capt. Piccard! She just knows she's met a gentle gentle soul!

The part of BBC correspondent will now be played by Kevin Hart.

Seems like it's poking fun at the wealthy Gangham district in Seoul, but what would I know about it? As American, I am the unique creature on Earth's surface that enjoys catchy music and dance, in between bouts of wiping drool from my chin.

Yes: http://www.slate.com/blogs/…

I'm pretty sure it's borrowed from afternoon basic cable..

It's weird how insipid nicknames and conspiracy theories were right wing things when Obama was in power and totally the best thing now that Cheeto Mussolini is DOING PUTIN'S DUTY!!!!