It's the only way I've ever enjoyed jogging.

Books have gone away
There's nothing to read now and there's nothing left to say
But oh how
I owe late fees, baby
Oh baby…

Well, maybe that was more cutting than I mean it to be, but isn't "I'm okay with being on the wrong side of history when it comes to sitcoms" exactly what a Big Bang Theoretician would say? I mean, you set me up!

You mean…"ow my freakin' ears!"

That was me! Sort of!

Only the ones that police other people's senses of humor. They're the best.

Have you ever heard the reggae version of Royals? I had almost forgotten about it, but some guy was listening to it walking by in the neighborhood the other night. That is one durable melody.

I wouldn't mind samba that, know what I mean? For Rio.

"Write the best story you can write, make the best film you can make"

Kind of Generic Pulp
The MCU

Yeah well, people spoke and elected Donald Trump too.

….But enough about the idea of sitting through the extended versions of The Hobbits

Huh? Surely some of them must've: Dante? Tolkein? What WOULD qualify as "Catholic fiction?"

Hey IV, why did this review go up and come down for a couple hours? Did some blasphemy need to get edited out?

Yeah that wasn't so bad at all. Everyone just already hates Jaden Smith because he isn't as world weary as the rest of us, and has the luxury of never needing to become so.

It's a shame she has such terrible taste in projects, but maybe that's how she remains so endeared to us: by being the best part of the otherwise mess that was "The Voices."

If he was trying to prove how the most benign, thoughtless remark can set off a clusterfuck, he's much savvier than I gave him credit for.

Clearly, you're a sophisticate with a lot to teach the world about comedy.

I was wondering how long this comment section would go before we got 1. Jerry Seinfeld actually sucks and 2. because of his little PC college campus routine.

Given how many people want Michelle Obama and then Chelsea Clinton to be president, I think we see them as royalty in name, if not ascent to power at this point.