Then you should've run the Clinton campaign.

"If Christ had turned straw into pot, instead of water into wine, we'd be lighting up at communion! Heh heh, okay talk to you later, mom."

Now you know someone who has…

Just reading this comment got the Mighty Mighty Bosstones stuck in my head…

What does that make all the people who took the bait?

I'm Still Here, Because I'm Above Consequences

Obviously there's stiltons of work to do on how our society reacts in these situations.

He was shocked when she turned into a human woman though.

Oh, with some googling I think I vaguely remember that character. To be honest, I haven't seen this movie since it came out and remembering the albatross was one of those memories that was so deep in there that recalling it almost physically hurt.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just…I wanted to overreact to something.

He was an albatross, you stupid son of a—

Tim Allen-y grunt voice: Oh no!

C'mon, "Faye Runaway" was right there!

A really awe-inspiring effort at a pun thread, with a capital A & W

Sure hitting number 1, winning Grammys and critical acclaim is nice but…wait where was I going with this?

It's not his fault! He has resting mug face!

Honey…

The Atlanta Falcons won the Super Bowl.

That was a picture of decisive leadership.

"It was like a million angry, sanctimonious tweets cried out and were hastily deleted!"