I thought I was doing this INSTEAD of work.

If all Trump supporters are nigh-illiterate like yourself, that probably explains why there are so few pro-Trump posts.

We here have nothing but the most respect for Paul Anka: https://frinkiac.com/gif/S0…

The little touches—the cop in the background wiping down the windshield, "Look I'm Mrs. Hitler!" really elevate a potentially really middling film.

Right? I feel the same way about the Grammys. Don't give these dipshits the power.

It's biggest company in the world—take 'em for all their worth, I say.

Are you….not saying it's time to break open each others skulls and feast on the goo inside?

This is why people hate Millennials.

I'm sticking with my Smolderin' Samsung, thank you!

“All of this has been causing me really bad anxiety,” Olivas tells Gizmodo. “It’s not severe, but my anxiety has never been this bad. My mother is involved and right now she’s just worried about making me feel better.”

They definitely had no idea it was the Russian flag, and I bet most of them couldn't find Russia on a well-labeled map.

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple middle managers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons. They're all at CPAC waving Russian flags.

Wait—Paul Anka has some advice!

Sometimes bands make good on why you fell in love with them!

"I want Travis but…it's a little spicy for me…"

Nothing makes me hate a band more than having a friend who plays them over and over again. Looking at you, Elvis Costello!

Which has fallen more thoroughly from our collective consciousness: The Artist or Argo?

Tell Mia 'bout it.

The Green album is Hash Pipe (A+), Island in the Sun (B-) and the same song eight times. Verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge where Rivers plays a solo that tracks the melody exactly, chorus end.

Their records take a certain amount of patience—or to put it positively, their secrets unfold through repeated listens. Doug's voice isn't that easy to understand but the lyrics are always clever. The guitar stuff reads as sort of dicking around at first and then melodies and motifs emerge.