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Shock and Au Contraire
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There was a girl and a guy
Both of them were Jedi
They practices the Force
Mentioned no midichlorians, of course
And at the end of the film someone dies

"Last" as in most recent. Like my "last beer"

But which of these Fantasies will at last be the FINAL one?!

Fish, deer, bear—nature provides!

Yeah but also according to Dr. Hibbert, it ain't gonna happen.

None of them are the funny one.

Ah, for the carefree days of Obama deporting a record number of people without a peep from us!

The results pretty much speak for themselves.

I AM big; it's the voter turn-out that got small!

Coincidentally, capitalism and artistic freedom has resulted in almost all of our movies being part of an extended cinematic universe that's devoid of substance, with just a whole lot of flash, and Adam Sandler-level comedy films.

Gives me something…

This movie already cleared its budget!

I just hope she and her friend Donald Trump can get back on track after putting up such a show for us.

She sent Lena Dunham to Iowa! What more do those NASCAR-loving wideloads want?!

If it was TRULY incessant, it'd still be being done.

Gosh, his wife seems more attractive that you might guess too!

It sometimes worked though! The Anna Kendrick scenes, the idea of a serial killer movie that's completely sympathetic to the killer because otherwise he has to live in hell (off meds, his life WAS sad and empty and his house WAS disgusting)…

It's just like Stranger Things: everyone's trying to rebuild their abstracted version of the '80s!

I started feeling ambiguous after seeing Satrapi's "The Voices" starring Ryan Reynolds, which was partially good, and partially terrible.