Fox News: You Were Asking For It.

Don't worry; their attitude towards women and minorities are still firmly from the 19th.

I'm going to need something stronger than that.

The cynic in me described this movie as the beginning of "District 9," the middle of "Contact," three scenes from "Independence Day" and the end of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" hinging on Slaughterhouse 5.

I thought it was brilliantly meta. After the twist, we saw life just like the Tralfamadorians did: it was boring.

Ha ha—I always start to laugh when I see someone in one of those!

I watch them in hotels before weddings while the Contrairess gets ready!

With a name like Burn Goreman, that's just truth in advertising.

You're Robin me of any joy.

Uh, isn't this a shadowy, unaccountable quasimilitary branch of the government vowing to oust the civilian government from power?

I wasn't talking about you specifically.

"Serving sushi in this cafeteria is basically Columbus all over again."

"Oh it just had to be a WHITE noise machine, didn't it?"
"That's actually Lady Gaga."

That's what I've long believed about NASCAR enthusiasts.

Comey does something in the interest of full disclosure and he's a monster.

Because he recognizes that stabbing someone isn't something to be proud of?

Or the Pauls.

She already has her own television network and has found other paths to validation. What appeal could the presidency possibly hold for her?

Any time a medical doctor goes into politics, it really proves Socrates/Plato's point that being an expert in one field makes people wrongfully assume they know something about everything else.

Evenin' govnah! M'trousers just got a dousered, innit?