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Ben Carson doesn't seem evil. He has led me to believe that brain surgery is an easy thing that even extremely stupid people can do, however.

Do they still have Snake?

"We're going to proactively gritify this superhero paradigm to gritification levels henceforth unseen!"

Then "fastest" isn't the direction you want to go…

Dah ba dee dah!

Yeah, this is the first Trump sketch I've watched…SNL sucks.

She was born to Senator, duh.

I generally don't evaluate my self worth according to Hitler standards, and would encourage everyone else to do the same.

Most Marvel movies are plotless series of meandering quips, with a climax of incoherent action. You work some "fan service" into it, and you're golden.

They certainly mean less when they're between all famous people.

Well J Boog shouldn't have tried to beat a Marley at reggae. That's name recognition that's hard to top.

I think that record labels going for broadly appealing (you know, boring) music fall back on assuming that white people are the only ones that everyone will accept.

But Tommy was converted to evil for a while, and that would've perpetuated the stereotype of duplicitous women.

But it's read entirely by a mynabird!

Isn't that supposed to be authentic though?

Too much about Leo's johnson…

Uh you know there's a Latin Jazz, Latin Pop, Latin Alternative, "Best Regional Mexican Music Album (Including Tejano)" and "Tropical Latin" Grammy as well as an entirely different awards show called the Latin Grammys, right?

There is no sufficient apology to make up for a good thing happening to anyone other than Beyonce. We've both rewritten our wedding vows to specifically mention how sorry we are that we each aren't able to be marrying Beyonce, and Kanye is still pissed.

She just won for best music video. And won for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance for "Halo".