What's more nonsensical than, like, the vibration of a string echoing in wood? Get enough of them, and you've got a symphony though.

I saw them live and she absolutely died trying to sing that "af-TER, all-THAT we've BEEN….THROUGH" song from Bitte Orca. Like just, missed note, flat note, missed MISSED—CRACK.

And the production on that Bombino record, Azel, being really really great.

I think that's a huge bummer because there's a lot of interesting textual stuff going on.

If I were Amber Coffman and my boyfriend wrote a song that was outside of my range and forced me to embarrass myself in front of hundreds of people, tour after tour, I'd probably not say anything nice about him.

Literally. music is nonsense becoming cathartic.

Do you have that train wreck attraction to ones that start "I'm not a racist but…"?

All the people who can play instrument want what the people who can't play instruments got…

If anyone knows about bad faith imitations, it's White Girl R&B, anti-guitar hero Dave "Did You know I Went to Yale? I did but I dropped Out" Longstreth…

It'd be like Luke turning off his targeting computer, you mean?

I'd say most coaches need to focus on getting points early and often. Too many times you'll see coaches prioritizing other things, like getting reps for their punters, and then they run out of time to score points and lose.

We are all of us assholes, but some of us are looking at the stars….

I thought the whole reason they MADE Mulan was because China was pissed about "Seven Years in Tibet"

China only allows a limited number of films to be released into their gigantic market, and their government is really sensitive about that whole Tibet situation.

And the dish ran away with the spoon…

He's just there until the bar clears out a bit.

"Why did Kellyanne Conway spend the first 10 minutes of this sketch talking about her cat and girlfriend? And why did she interrupt the sketch to talk about Lorne?"

Well, it's definitely full of assholes, but the ones whose assholishness causes them to vote for and approve of Trump are just advantageously arranged.

Wow, I can't believe Motel the tailor nailed the coffin shut on the Warriors with that three.

Worchester, Mass. is like a victory flag or something?