"NEW BRAAAAAAAAAA!" Barb bellows and resumes smashing.

As two white kids with most of their teeth and no signature hat, they're already pretty hard to tell apart.

Isn't Rand's whole point that power actually doesn't carry any responsibility?

Women can be anything, it's the '90s!

Let's just say it moved her….TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

Social Network?

You're alright with me, Cubey.

What's John Hughes's excuse?

This is a great gimmick and I hope it lasts.

Because the whole point of Stranger Things was that it was completely familiar?

@avclub-37fd12d0bf53337b800259b27994d600:disqus could not be more wrong. After Hours rules. I love those New York-based "minor Scorseses"— that one, King of Comedy, Bringing Out the Dead.

I haven't seen it since it was in theaters, but I remember thinking Let's Go to Prison was a lot better than it had any right to be.

Well you know what they say about people who live in Glass houses…

I don't have to put up with this line of questioning!

I hear Ed Sheeran is going for his third consecutive "Best New Artist" award…

I'm just a real cynical bastard when it comes to Bezos, I guess.

I use Spotify to supplement my vinyl hunting and collecting—hear something, love it, buy it on vinyl, listen online when I'm at work etc. I blow less money on things I think I might like ("Sure, I'll give 'Gandalf' a try I guess" I used to say, and be out 10 bucks) but I'm a happier, more addicted consumer now.

My ads were—loudly!—for KY Jelly, and they worked: I've been paying for years now.

You know that Bezos owns the Post right? And that after six months he's probably hoping people pay him for the privilege?

Yeah but if her personality is anything like her what I've surmised from her writing, I'd rather be dead.