You're closed minded, but in a really inclusive way.

Yeah, well I just had to change my name to Chyleigh, so let's just admit that there's a lot of legal gray areas.

Like all things Bey, it was almost impossible to hear over the braying of white people talking about how IMPORTANT it was…BUT, it's really stylistically varied and, also like most things Bey, fun and well done.

And I've been trying to get $20 million with little success!

Man, I loved that sketch!

I hear the newer casts are much healthier, and from the eye-ball test, they're in no danger of leaving for bigger and better things, because they're already shitty!

No, his chances seem to crater after the debates…and then crept back up…

To do a proper Trump knot, Scotch tape is involved, somewhat inexplicably.

It's the lefty version of hoarding guns!

Don't worry. I'm sure that Hillary won't let that happen.
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And if it's obviously terrible when you're a teenager, you'll spend your days bad mouthing it on the internet, like I do!

I'd say take whatever you can get that doesn't force you to sit through a Chris Kattan sketch.

This is the highest compliment I've ever received.

Has Truckosaurus gotten a cameo in one of these yet?

The Monday-morning think pieces that were sifting through that boring halftime show seemed desperate to make that the bravest choice of all…

She's never met a bland '80s signifier she didn't love!

Wheres Brab?!

Neither one is advisable in big quantities

What's cooler than Cooler Ranch?

I thought the book was really hilarious and, at points, emotionally gripping and kind of tragic.