Tarzan? It turned out vine.

A lot of those expenses were due to Tommy buying stuff instead of renting it, and also entire crews being fired or walking out.

We may have elected Trump but at least we were wary of Warcraft the movie!

What KIND of money!?

Right? It SEEMS like it should matter more…

I think that with a lot of football players—what choice do the Jordys and Dorseys of the world have other than to become hulking mountains of men?

"Hurry Kylie! Kylie's gaining on us!"

The OJ trial is the truly strange thing—like, they were right on the periphery of one of the biggest media events of the previous decade, but that had nothing to do with their eventual rise to fame. (Or did it?!)

But that's Lady Gaga's whole thing. She has to dress up a bunch to distract from the fact that her music is boring as hell.

I was JUST complaining about John Lithgow's CD, Singing in the Bathtub!

Yeah that's the one! I hate the Oscars but at least I either skip the party or try to cheerfully join in (I did the worst job picking winners last year out of anyone. Tens of thousands of AV Club comments did me no good).

Happy Birthday, SchwingDing! My birthday is next Friday and I'm looking for ideas for hanging out with my friends on Saturday. Any tips?

Chicagoans love hating stuff, but I don't know if they love being pissed off. Although at this point, to be a Bears fan you'd have to love being pissed off at least a little bit…

You can imagine.

The worst person at the Super Bowl party is the person who won't shut up about how little they know or like about football and how they're only there for the commercials.

That Super Bowl was the nadir of my football following, as I was going to college in Chicago at the time. I left for Europe right around Super Bowl time and was pretty shocked when some Australians tried to mock me for the Bears losing—I mean, the Bears made the Super Bowl!?

That no one in the league can do it better! But that the person in question may only be tied at being the best…?

I'm done with spinach artichoke dip, and yes there was an incident, and no I don't want to elaborate.

Really beautiful stadium here, too. The crowd is fired up!

Hate this advanced analytics shit!