If it happened once, it'd still be happening

Uh oh, the Salk-hive is coming for you!

My social media feeds filled with people defending caring about Beyonce's announcement—it doesn't take away from caring about Syrian refugees, no one cares that you don't care, etc etc. Obviously feeds are curated, but it was a case of the reaction-to-the-backlash reaching me, while the backlash never did.

*Casts phone call from John McCain*

I kind of get a contradictory feeling from the witches-and-tarot-and-horoscope-as-feminist thing. I understand it's in response to a patriarchal religion/society, but I'm also sure that the dark, nearly invisible forces in the world really aren't acting in women's favor—something I learned from feminists. I mean, cats…

I like when credits have "And introducing…"

Well, to be fair, she's pretty shrill on Arrested Development.

Outside of the AV Club, where he's known for his masterful tweet streams, I'd wager Patton Oswald is probably best known for being a friend on "The King of Queens," so let's not pretend like a guest arc on Two and a Half Men was some sort of fresh hell for the little guy.

Having only ever seen it used in English, I would curious to know as well. Because for certain stripes of progressives, English hegemony is also an oppression to be fought.

Hispanic is tied to the Spanish speaking world (and includes Spain) while Latin refers to Latin America, and includes Portuguese-speaking Brazil (and French Guiana?).

No love for "M*A*S*H"'s ability to switch from irreverent to maudlin?

Have you forgotten the rule of video game movies? They all are required by law to be terrible, apparently.

Silver linings, I guess. I don't know. I haven't seen it. Call me bigoted but I don't like families.

Isn't Modern Family, like, the most successful sitcom going?

To be honest, I've never seen any of his movies. I just chose him as some guy who seems generic enough to show up and disappoint people who love the first movie.

I had forgotten all about until I was writing for a website and we'd occasionally make the Drudge's front page and it would send our pageviews soaring. Same with Infowars.

Outside of a Kardashian, a book is man's best friend. Inside a Kardashian, there is only occasionally a Kanye West child.

Damn. If you're Penelope Cruz, you can be gleaming with sweat and standing in front of something that makes it look like you have eccentric headwear on, and it somehow makes you even prettier.

Either way the East Coast is rethinking our non-contiguous, extremely smug new country.

"Henry Cavill signs onto Zach Snyder's Pulp Fiction remake as Pumpkin"