Geez, lookit this stonecial justice warrior over here…

Foucault's PenduWookie

I knew there were at least two reasons I was sort of sorry to hear about what happened to Victoria Jackson.

I think a comedian being defined by their politics is probably a bad sign.

That's pretty much what constitutes hip these days.

Thanks a lot Gene.

Sure, we ultimately don't know.

Ah yes. BernieBros. Truly the biggest problem at the moment.

I would've thought that Americans hate when people talk about moving on married women "like a bitch" and bragging about grabbing them by the pussy, or implying that one of their rivals' fathers was part of the plot to assassinate Kennedy, and yet….here we are!

That's a phrase though, Guilty Party!

Shouldn't a "near miss" be a hit that almost missed?

Do you ever consider that you might be responsible for Donald Trump by forcefully insisting on the only candidate that could have possibly lost that election?

But Trump is a tribute to the power of Hamilton's electoral college and contempt for the poor!

I thought Jamiroquai was a person, but now I learn it's a band! After all these years!

Oak-ay, I thought that too, but once I seed it, I believed it.

Over the holidays I was doing some traveling and when a guy found out I was from New York, all he wanted to talk about was The New York Dolls—like THAT was the thing he knew about New York. Nice guy.

The Sex York rock so hard!

My old alarm clock allowed me to wake up to a CD and I tried waking up to OK Computer, but that groovy ripping opening on Airbag just too severe and after one day I realized that I loved that song too much to ruin it.

Donnie Darko 2: The Old Lady Finally Gets Some Mail

Tentacles go just everywhere