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Owen Wilson walks out five times

I heard the other week that Drew Carey has a sex dungeon and bought a lot of MDMA from a friend of mine.

-And I love you, Pepsi
-Pepe
-Pepe

Hardwood floors, baby.

"…And (unfortunately) I'm buying" is a Piebald song.

Maybe instilling a fear of cartoon cuckholding is this is the company's way of getting men to do their share of housework?

Mr. Butterworth is going to kick your ass!

It's come a long way, baby!

What a brave corporate logo!

Totes. I don't know why I had to weigh in.

(I think it's a "White Lives Matter Too Much" sign)

*Spike Lee angrily writes Michael Rooker into his screenplay*

Let's not normalize Smash Mouth.

"NO ONE HAS THAT MANY TEETH!"

I'm not saying this is something that we should all ignore, but I'm just wondering who listens to a Michael Rapaport podcast…

All depictions are endorsements, that's why you can't watch Wolf of Wall Street.

I guess we should be glad Trump didn't shoe-horn in an endorsement for Budweiser in there…

Really? I only saw A Separation and I consider it one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf of Wall Street

She explains it pretty well—it's a generalization based on an ex-boyfriend. So…socialized stereotype is pretty spot on.