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Doesn't Nebraska start with a murderer stalking across the great plains?

She's just mad because of the unsubstantiated aspersion on Philly as a place where the chicken man could be blown up.

"Squeal like a pig."
"How else would I squeal?"

And the fourth will be all Aerosmith: Sing 4 The Years

How DARE YO—oh you meant the tribute. Yeah, that IS cool.

Then you're not going to like the Laura Petrie tribute I have planned for later tonight…

Who said it detracts? I love those scenes. As we learned in other Star Warses and other rip-offs, that wasn't easy.

"How To Start A Fire" has that line about "buckets of your apologies" and flat out sucks. It sucks!

Instead we're all going to suffer through my mumblecore "comedy" about John Podestra getting hacked. "Follow Link" coming to theatres in 2018

I was, but then the doctors gave me something and the tape worm died.

I guess we should feel relieved that it's not just a montage of all the times a human was like "You know Nien, you look like the perfect mix of a penis and a pig."

To our bunks to celebrate!

But that's a mistake that everyone, apparently, made independently! Like, one or two people making a mistake is one thing, but this was a society wide confusion!

The Death Star's anus, in other words?

I've never heard anyone weigh in either way, not even when I was a virgin in the company of fellow virgins.

It's not magical. A space wizard specifically describes it as a "technological terror."

I think, before the prequels or the JJ Abrams Star Treks where the Enterprise crashes six times every movie, it simply was assumed that scenes would be at the absolute minimum "sensible."

Good for you, Kareem.

What'd she say?

"Mansplaining" is sort of like "hipster." It once meant something, but through overuse has come to apply to nearly anyone doing something you don't like.