Sending out an SOS, Sending out an SOS

At least Sherlock's addicted to an opiate! That's what Middle America relates to!

….And eventually they find themselves in their garage, interviewing the president.

Remember his wisecracking sword, Sabre?

Even watching it daily as a very indiscriminate fan, I knew it was formulaic as hell.

Contrary to what her last name may lead you to believe, I'm actually pretty attracted to Rita right now.

"Ay yi yi, bitch!" -Alpha Paul

Rather cynical view of national treasure Mandy Patinkin, isn't it?

John Waters wouldn't put up with that shit. He's, by all accounts, a really nice guy, but he's no push-over—not to some Rudy-sized bigot from Indiana!

I feel like kids listening to Destroyer these days probably feel the same way.

As a "low impact" economic actor, I pretty much root for the dollar to get much stronger. Sure, it hurts American exports, but it makes my hypothetical travel abroad much more affordable!

I feel like I've been reading a new takedown of his book every day for the last week. How does he get up in the morning?

And this singer does? I mean, can we compare Apple and Orange?

It's like a dream we're all having!

On the other hand "[Planned Parenthood] will receive all the proceeds from the event, including the money raised via a Charitybuzz ticket auction" and it's not like political action can't happen after a big rally—in fact maybe big rallys are part of the political process.

Stick to reality? For our speculative, hypothetical situations?

Seems like you find out who your allies actually are when you're trying to pass progressive legislation.

Blunders make her a modern girl.

Favorite tertiary character?

I think some people have different standards for what constitutes "doing what [they] need."