For legal reasons I want to warn you that your predilection for 15 is not okay.

I'm actually ALREADY using the new iPhone, but it's not clear, it's just invisible to people who are stupid, as you can see—or maybe you CAN'T!

The way Mike on foot or bike kept arriving places at the same time as his older brother who was driving a car was a little unnerving.

Dammit, Gen X! We learned this from you!
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Big deal. For 10 bucks I got my picture taken in Times Square with a really pushy Mario who reeked of cigarettes. Then he got in a fist fight with Elmo. He might be Italian but they were definitely swearing at each other in Spanish.

Oh Italians are white now?

The groundbreaking revelation is that SNL has been practicing quality control this whole time!

I mean, isn't the presidential election decided by Ohio, Florida, Pennsylvania and North Carolina now anyway?

I HAVE noticed that. It sucks because, abstractly, I really like the idea of the most local government having the most power—presumably it'd be the most tuned in to the needs of its electorate, and be the easiest to hold accountable…but for whatever reason that seems to always result in people trying to turn someone…

I guess they're more into the visual aesthetic—spandex, neon colors, and big hair—than, say, virtuoso guitar solos.

My understanding is that they were basically a blues outfit before Piper At the Gates of Dawn came out, and Pete Townsend (most notably) was bummed that the album didn't reflect what the band was like live.

Check out Prince Rama

Damn pop musicians and their quest to be popular!

This article could also be about Marlon Brando and political advocacy in awards show speeches, or a list of outfits worn by the Simpsons family apart from their normal clothing, but it isn't. It's 18 albums in which classic rockers embraced synthesizers.

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Gotta support the troupes!

I think its made me like Jerry Seinfeld MORE—seeing him with comedians he really respects, or who really respect him. Not to mention when he talks about the car. Reverence wasn't something you saw a lot of on the TV show.

They have those gratuitous interludes where they show it being poured to the sounds of either the Weather Channel or softcore music!

Aren't they French? DePoilles?

"I wish I could be everywhere that people are doin' art, so that I could keep the public from gettin' aroused…or titillated…or otherwise confused by the counterculture."