Fairfield County gets all the attention, but Hartford's got the economic depression.

Better singing voice by far. But worse at yelling "God dammit!"

"'Nother space beer, Gleep-Glop"

Fast car, and they were only five blocks away (while being "way out there" according to the navigator).

In Toy Story, he and Buzz become frensch by the endsch

Frankly I think Apollo 13 Years a Slave wouldn't have been as strong as the two separate movies ended up being.

He's got the body for it!

PWR BTTM just couldn't let a song go by without mentioning that they went to Bard, could they?

FAKE NEWS!

Heh heh, there you go again…

I just don't turn the game (or the sound) on until the theme song is over. Boom! Problem solved.

Yeah, that's because your brain recognizes that it doesn't make your life better and lets it flow off into the ether.

Well, you hate all the right stuff (called it!), but in the wrong proportions for me.

I think 538 had a list of Angelinos' favorite teams, and the Chargers were, like, third, and the Rams were much further down. It may have been a survey conducted when the Chargers were the closest team and the Rams were off in St. Louis.

"Yeah? Well history's going to change."
*Huey Lewis starts up while I skateboard away*

Wow. Does that mean in the era of the Democrats attempting Neo-McCarthyism, the Houston Petro-Oligarchs will take on a nickname?

Oh yeah. Anywhere the NFL just left. But the Titans cover Memphis (didn't they used to play there?).

Buddy: if there's one player who can be described as a sniper from the grassy knoll…

I mean, I don't see how this isn't going to turn into us chasing our tails (I'd argue that, apart from Rodgers they AREN'T a good team, this year or recently, and the proof that they're a bad team when they lose is…that they lost), but that's because I made a really asinine comment to start us off.

Seattle has become the embodiment of "it's better to be lucky than good" and brother, they're very lucky.