It really doesn't seem to be working too hard

I agree but now the situation is even worse.

What is the name of this magical app?

Keep your bizarre sexual proclivities to yourself, dude!

The most Canadian movie I ever saw was called "The Hamster Cage." The guy from The Unicorns did the soundtrack and I saw it in Montreal.

*Hasty British chuckle, affectionately referring to Americans as "Yanks."*

We already left the UK 238 years ago.

Netflix HAD the best interface (but now I can't see ratings or click down to see about something without starting it).
Hulu HAD the best stuff (but now that Criterion left, it's really weird)
And it's nearly impossible to browse around Amazon.

Are you implying that the revenue for recorded music isn't way way down?

Real lame duck antichrist we got here…

Are you shar-ia?

Actually, no one remembers The Artist.

Well, the original iPhone had exceptionally "sound design"—just good stuff—and the first time you played Flappy Bird was your "original score."

We watched Throw Mamma From the Train the other day and though there were many baffling things about the film, the most puzzling was Billy Crystal as some sort of sexy leading man. Even next to Danny Devito…

Rodgy. Over and out.

I kind of felt like that's how she was right from the beginning. Maybe it's her name, or maybe it was the way her character was introduced but I felt like I was supposed to be impressed by the fact that she was in it (given her acting abilities, the fact that she showed up WAS the most impressive thing about her).

Cumberbatch is kind of a grim reaper for a franchise. Once they've 'batched, they never really comeback. Trek into Darkness? Zoolander 2? I'm calling it now, the MCU is toast.

Like in the Turdminator?

Failure for Fiasco. SS?

I miss being able to assume this was irony…two months ago.