I thought it was pretty well established that the dwarves were Jewish?

"C'mon Dave, pick up pick up pick up….AH! Mr. Brubeck please!…He what!?"

Upvoted before I saw you say that anything works for you w/r/t Shutter Island…

*Kven laughs charitably at Crooked Jyn Erso's joke*

I guess we agree to disagree about how much of that was settling and how much of that was a reasonably warranted amount of faith him after he lead them to win the division and to the NFC title game—a game that only really slipped through their grasp after Cutler's knee was ruined by Chicago's…

Does it alienate their one bright spot on offense—the talented receiver who left Chicago seemingly BECAUSE of Jay Cutler? Yes. Therefore…can he have the number 6 still?

I only ever remember "Mostly harmless, but extremely hasty" Al Davis of the mid-90s onward.

Yeah I have some hope because GB's defensive line is the best they've had in years. However, their notoriously shitty secondary is going to have to cover AND watch for Wilson to run (because the Packers run Dom Capers's trademark "get the linebackers way the fuck out of position" defense), which basically spells…

I hate Russell Wilson and have ever since the Fail Mary. I'll go to my grave vowing that it took TWO bullshit pass interference calls to even get TO the obviously illegal Fail Mary victory. And then this cheekly little fucker pretends like it was all deserved "oh we'd come too far, there was no doubt in my mind." Fuck…

I agree with you, but the reason all those other Bears quarterbacks didn't last that long is because they were even less talented. It's a testament to Cutler's considerable physical abilities (big arm, was great under pressure that one season), and also to the Bears' shit luck with quarterbacks.

It's the emptiest threat I can imagine.

That ending. Gee-sus.

Hey Jets guy! "Ground and pound" is for teams with Geno Smith and Mark Sanchez under center.

He's just like Andy Reid—as obviously good as he is obviously flawed.

Do we Packers fans feel about Seattle the same way our division rivals feel about us? Like, it should be a rivalry, but they're always way better, and even when our team wins, it doesn't matter. Whereas they'll pull some magical shit and just devastate us.

Fortunately the Packers are so prone to injury that their weak draft recruits (if you're a small, slow defensive back, buy a parka, because guess where YOU'RE going!) get playing time right away.

I don't know if that's true. You know what I've noticed about Eddy Lacy? He runs at the speed of a big back (as in gets caught from behind on those rare occasions that he makes through the line), but goes down with the ease of a little one.

Jay Cutler is the best Bears quarterback of all time, and is absolutely the one that their stupid angry drunken crazy fanbase deserves. The fact that Chicago "City of Haters" had a quarterback that reflected their personality so perfectly AND (therefore) drove them nuts with rage was perfect.

All of those teams are capable of really fucking up and losing to the Browns.

Maybe Deadspin is like SNL, when the golden era is whenever you were first discovered it/were bored enough.