Read that like Chris Farley in Tommy Boy saying "John Hancock—it's Herbie Hancock."

That's a really well placed, wicked burn.

NUEVO YORK CITY?

ShutupshutupshutUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!

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I was once like you Occasional Jonathan. But gaddamit if Spotify hasn't just been great on it's own, it's also made my vinyl habit better!

No no, he meant Scar Jo right after Lost in Translation.

We're in a weird place with the Star Wars, in that we're all pretty excited for anything as long as George Lucas isn't involved at all.

You know it was already based on reality, but like, in the past, right?

The comments for almost everything are complaints, unless it's a post about a band, in which case it's just a series of insults about their personal appearance.

Makes me wonder if Donald Trump really does root for those dancing kids to lose the rec center. He has to, right?

Planned Parenthood might benefit more without the implication that their doctors skip washing their hands so they can get to their tee times faster.

While "Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out" would really be counterproductive.

Next you're going to tell me that Clinton's campaign manager is more culpable for her loss than the Millennials he was blaming in the Washington Post!

The first season of American Horror Story had a rape and a school shooting thread that both seemed just tossed in there for shock value. It seems like a pretty irresponsible show overall.

Concert on Friday that my friend played, Had a bunch a people over to read through a script we were working on, before dashing off to play cards and eat dinner with another friend of ours, watched the Packers win in the snow before going out and playing chess with some friends.

Oooh good one. TBH, I don't know if I would've remembered Lorraine's name or Strickland. Off the top of my head, I do remember Marvin Berry.

Kids do you want to see OSCAR BAIT XIV—about how Hollywood magic conquers racism—or COMIC BOOK FRANCHISE LVI: the Minor Character's Reference.

…Or that our own consensus about what we actually liked about Star Wars changed in response to the extremely shitty prequels.

He always elevates the material he's given, which usually isn't saying much.