He's just low-key burning her for being a poet whose most famous song is a cover.

It fit in with a movie that never felt like it had any stakes at all. The whole thing was an incoherent series of fan service-y set pieces.

Or, uh, dies.

This has dogged Diamond's writing. When I figure out someone's talking about this dude (and not the guy who wrote Guns Germs and Steel), I cringe.

Just call him a hipster doofus and be done with it.

I deliberately didn't say her last name, but I did call her "doctor" as I was hanging up, because it seemed sort of sexist to just use her first name (gotta stay woke even while you sleep, fam).

Given that Barbie didn't ask to be mass produced as a consumer good, it seems a little cruel to hold your uniqueness over her.

Earlier this week I had a dream that Amy Schumer was my dermatologist—she called me on the phone and I said "Thanks Amy" and everyone around me was like "Amy Schumer is your dermatologist?"

Will there be jokes about Ken's lack of genitals?

Makes me think of this: http://www.theonion.com/art…

It's enjoyable that they play in such a beautiful stadium in the LA sunlight (as Teti pointed out), but it sucks that to see said stadium and sunlight, you have to watch the Rams.

I like how Robert Kraft looks exactly like a cartoon of a billionaire, and the shirts are definitely part of that.

At least this week they're playing the Packers, whose defense is just godawful.

They may have had to watch their team go 0-16, but your upbringing is still probably pretty posh if you're a Ford.

And has to leave him to be crushed, yes.

The Packers aren't putting it together. They just beat the last place team in the NFC East.

Or just cancel it. Be done.

Have you seen Nocturnal Animals? Good Gyllenhall, bad movie.

Usually a sting at the mayo means its gone rancid and should be thrown out.

All of the lights? All of the lights.