That "shampoo is better" rant was a real cry for help.

And the other Big Mac Index is a way to compare cost of living!

Makes more sense than a Michael going by "Jim."

"Big Carl" sounds like they're doing their best to reach that coveted "Hot Carl" demographic.

I don't know about "no concept" but they and Iceland are pretty insistent on hunting whales, which seems out of character for both.

They're really missing out on the full Hausu experience then…

I tried but she turned sideways.

When you've loves Susan Sarandon, you've lost America, uh, apparently.

Just like the Puritans!

It's fucking sexist as hell and she deserves to be scolded!

My favorite part of the Black Jeopardy sketch was watching people who write about politics clamor to own themselves by calling it the "The Most Astute Analysis of American Politics in 2016."

They actually got content that people might be interested in watching?

Going through my dad's record collection only revealed that my dad doesn't or didn't like music all that much. But if you want to hear Led Zeppelin's "Presence" I gotchu.

No love for Country Joe and The Fish? That makes at least two of us.

Big Boi is to Andre what Bob Odenkirk is to David Cross. At first you liked the pretty one, but time has proven otherwise.

He's a bright spot in the otherwise pretty terrible Nocturnal Animals.

Slate seems to be going for the ultimate meta-Slate headline by insisting on its own continued existence.

That, charging interest on the burger, and bundling together a lot of hamburger-related debts, into something called burger-backed securities (BBS)

Someone pointed out that Steve Bannon looks like he's wearing Philip Seymour Hoffman's skin, and it can't be unseen.

That WOULD be a good thing to put in an article like this!