Yeah, how did this not come up?

Sounds like SOMEONE wants to have sex with some teenagers…

The point of the movie was the hole, dude.

YOU'VE GOTTA NERVE….

Knob-ma

I like the Cat Stevens song of the same name, which is pretty much the same thing, but with whistling.

This pun thread is gonna be baaaaaaad.

Wes Anderson's Alive

Gene Hackman does whatever the fuck he wants.

25th Hour?

It's not unimaginable that most Wes Anderson fans love the idea of the beautiful train, and get anxious at the idea of eating with a bunch of strangers.

Jolly. Jolly. I'm begging you, take my sad.

What AV Club copy editors?

I confuse her, Anne Fadiman, Anne Lamott and Annie Dillard with some frequency.

Good point. The Joy of Cooking mentions only wiping waffle irons down with a damp cloth. I think it even eschews soap.

America makes a lot more sense once you realize it owes its existence a bunch of rich Massholes who got all buzzed and fighty.

If your waffles are getting stuck, you're not letting them cook long enough. I mean, the batter is mostly butter, right? Let the waffle iron stay closed until steam stops coming out of it.

That "praise and damnation" dichotomy makes sense to me. Having just watched it over the weekend, I feel like this movie is ambitious and attempts to be interesting, but is also frustrating and unsatisfying.

Remember when Steve Forbes was going to be our ridiculously unqualified billionaire businessman president?

As these are systemic, everyone and everything in American society already implies hefty doses of each so I deemed it unnecessary….but I'll generously add them now—not because I forgot or anything