That's really what makes it so remarkable: it WOULD take someone that self-centered NOT to notice.

That sweet revenue from people wearing puffy directing pants—I mean, uh, NOT wearing them.

Add him to the list:

Mr. Bean's son is one of the worst people I know of.

The only that captures THIS city is the British Navy sometimes!

What's to get exactly?

The first time I met an Australian from there, they told me where they were from and I was like "Oh cool, Milbon."

Credit where credit's due: Lena Dunham really made a fool out of all those (conspicuously now quiet, on this show) TV reviewers who were like "OMG this is my life!" by gradually revealing all the characters to be spiteful narcissists.

"There are other people?!"

Say what you will about Jimmy Fallon—no two words describe him better than "enthusiastic collaborator."

You're mad now, but when Donald Trump is inspired to cancel the rest of his administration, we'll all owe Kanye a real debt of gratitude.

"I vish dey ahl cood be Königsberg freuleeeeeeeeeeeeins"

Back-a-nall

Maybe they can sort out whether Herr Orange said "big league" or "bigly."

"The Snoz Berries Taste Like A Worse Version of the Snoz Berries You Remember: Meow Minus"

Sometimes I think you read what you WANT to read…

There was an oral history of that on here a few months back and it sounded like a really positive experience for all involved.

*Looks up from a copy of Harper's*
"Not that much less."

Plan a-gourdingly.

Yikes, man. This has been a great year for music (including but not limited to who you've mentioned).