It's recession proof but Craigslist has brought it to its knees.

In their defense, what could have been more damaging to Trump than broadcasting what he says and does?

He's just very talented. Have you heard him sing?

Don't Breathe 2: Second Wind

As it always is in these cases, it was actually nepotism. His mom was in the first one.

When I logged on there after all the Critereon Collection stuff was gone, it was like logging onto MySpace in 2010—a sad shell of what it used to be.

Don't we have enough frog memes? Oh shit, it that the tea lizard?

Abs, man.

I still found that reference to "sweeten[ing] your night" kind of jarring.

Jason Jones said that he didn't understand why a decision (that will result in worse outcomes for students of color) had to be "a race thing," so yeah, they've got the New York City liberal pretext bullshit down.

The whole movie is held together by a central mystery and once that's revealed…the rest felt kind of perfunctory.

As much as it bums me out, I expect it from liberals too. Phil Ochs was onto something when he noticed, they're "ten degrees to the left of center in good times, ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally."

I like bugs and my bonnets like she and Jason Jones like their schools—separate but Bequal.

That one's on Prince. Who the fuck wants his new music?

The Academy assured him not to think twice, it's alright.

Nothing quite sums up what we're going through like a liberal white millionaire who fights for school segregation in her spare time.

I don't think this is fan-fiction meeting reality so much as the text of Star Wars, right?

He's far too talented for that.

It's hard not to imagine WIll Ferrell getting laughs at anything other than Kanye's expense, right?

The question is: do people love the original so much that they'll also love a wholly unnecessary movie that reminds them of the original, OR do they love the original so much that they'll HATE a version which isn't it?