I mean *last time. He lost in the primaries a couple of times.

Quite to the contrary, the Doritos Loco Taco can be credited for creating 15,000 jobs. http://www.nydailynews.com/…

As a fan of the Southside team, it's my duty to report that many Cubs fans probably are.

ALL VOTES ARE COUNTED.
BUT SOME VOTES ARE MORE COUNTED THAN OTHERS.

Makes me wonder why people pay for advertising on that platform.

So that's what they mean when they say a "demon in the [500] sheets"

I'll Endor myself to you yet, Factfindingmission.

Double sun damage really ages you.

It's hard not to conclude that everyone in the Star Wars universe is pretty racist against wookies, and Leia is the worst of them.

Fucking Barb.

Stop looking for validation in Alderaan places.

Eh. I think the DNC made it clear how they feel about Jewish guys shouting.

Music criticism is in a weird place.
Context = important.
Text = to be taken literally.
Subtext = what is that?

We, as a society, need to sort out this "feelings are real" thing, because, yes feelings happen and no I guess you can't argue with them, but…so what?

Not just any baseball game. Game 7 of the World Series! Extra innings!

Aliens Vs. PredaBarb

And his polling numbers attest that maybe everything that dies some day comes back!

And that three was a real dagger to the heart of the Suns during the Finals that year!

*Angrily rips up "Godot With It" pilot script*

Didn't they also compete to be corkmaster of the wine club?