Chaplin was also married to Oona O'Neill, daughter of Eugene O'Neill, and ex-girlfriend of one JD Salinger.

That's not even the best celebrity pairing with David Cross in it.

I heard that Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman are back together.

I read recently that Remarque was married to one of Charlie Chaplin's ex-wives—after she was married to Burgess Meredith!

Turns out a lot of the innovation happened while soundtracking European softcore erotica in the '60s.

What can we say? We're hooked.

"Hello, science? I have a question—well really it's more of a theory—about eels."

Oddly enough, the only thing worse than the dialogue in a superhero movie is the action sequences.

I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry to the people who read the Daily Mail.

Their self-congratulatory humor isn't nearly as good as ours!

All the more reason to fight for equality, I suppose, so that one day, small thoughtless mistakes can be taken as just that.

Imma let you finish. Right now. Go ahead. I can wait.

Colin Meloy is just giving people that impish self-deprecating PNW humor they crave.

That was Conor Oberst in that opening anecdote.

I said it was proof that he doesn't need to fake a jewel heist.

I don't even think there's an issue here is there? Oh, another millionaire thinks we shouldn't vote for Trump.

I mean, people refer to transgender people as "people," all the time (like when you say the population of the United States is 318 million people, you're including them).

"I like the idea that the world in which we live is filled with lots of nuance and shades of gray, but when it comes to this, there’s no nuance and there’s no shades of gray. You’re either on the side of progress or you’re not, and I’m just tired of accommodating delusional, ignorant people."

Given how Murphy does anything, that Katrina season's gonna be terrible.

I wonder how many plastic surgeons start out thinking "Okay, but only to help burn victims!" only to find themselves paying off a boat with Co-Box Combos (a collagen-botox one-two punch).