Why don't the Harlem Globetrotters play in the NBA?

The Packers only have one division loss, so if they win out they would have a better division record than Minnesota…so they could straight up knock 'em out of the playoffs?

But the Bears beat the Vikings but the Vikings beat the Packers, who beat the Bears!

*cannon
*Randall Cunningham
*Cris Carter

Can't get our filldo!

The fact that it's somehow always the Jaguars playing the Titans, 17 weeks a year, is an even bigger sign that the league doesn't want it to work.

Man, I love that movie.

They wrote the number one song in heaven fercrissakes!

Hey, just because I live with my mom doesn't mean I—oh you mean "you" as in someone who drank LSD. Uh yes.

He got better and seems like a pretty generous performer now (although he did tell an audience that was singing along too much that it 'wasn't a Dashboard Confessional show, so how bout I sing and you listen?" in the middle of a song. Frankly I hate when people sing along too much, and he apologized for being a dick…

He was 22, his band and celebrity and drinking habit were all exploding and he was home after a long tour. It was 10 bucks and somehow not even the worst Bright Eyes concert I had seen up to that point.

Who doesn't like Kanye? I like Kanye; I just don't need to pretend like he can sing to like him.

She's a bullying originalist; she prefers the personal touch you only get with hired goons.

Hey—that sticker is just the voting booth selfie before we had the technology!

Disjointed LP: Swarm!

"I'm gonna sew [Martin Shkreli]'s asshole shut and just keep feeding [him] and feeding [him]"

I saw Bright Eyes on Mother's Day in 2003, and he played five songs with a voice that sounded even worse than usual, smashed his guitar, told us not to clap and to try to get our money back.

At least now we have proof that Kanye doesn't need to fake a jewel heist to cancel a show—he just quits when he wants!

Check if your name is Kanye West. If so, your voice is bad.

You disappear, make two unsettling solo albums, and resurface years later, fatter, balder, and with your eyebrows shaved, apparently.