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We are not talking about practice.

*pulls out abacus, gets to work*

Affleck's Impasse Week?

The hyoid bone is connected to the…. world tour bone.

Or you could call him on the phone.

CALCULUS!

*starts up hologram Selena fan club, nominates self as president*

Those who live in a glasnost shouldn't throw stones.

*stars working on new meme, Gorbachev Chelios*

A Pedobear surprise?

Hopa Gaggin' Em' Style!

DICTATORS GONNA HATE

You spelled "thrust" wrong.

Russian technology is so backward, these memes are still created on MS-Dasvidaniya.

Russians love the first 2 Beatles movies:

I don't always distribute images online that overlay the likenesses of celebrities with messages crafted in large, sans-serif type, but when I do, I prefer Anna Kournikova.

Wise men say only fools Russian