Yeah, they would have been better off to show off how ridiculous Lex Luthor looks. Or something.

It feels like a cool comic book line, but I'm just kinda bored by why everyone is all butthurt at Superman and why Batman feels the need to butt in.

IHOP Waitress: Are you ready to order?

"You're out of order, he's out of order, the entire earth's axis is out of order! Fix it, Supes."

It looks especially bad because the Star Wars trailer actually looked like one would have fun in the movie theatre.

Batman: Hey Wonder Woman, do you bleed?

(Iron Man laughs at the irony)

Aquaman: What are you gonna get?

Did I hear Neil DeGrasse-Tyson?

Ben Affleck's face always makes cameras go out of focus. That's why cinematographers hate working with him.

He's the fingerblaster Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

I'm guessing Batman's suit is forged with kryptonite?

Yeah, but it's gonna be a relief to see Aquaman and Wonder Woman in action after these 2 killjoys being all emo and shit.

Is this a Lars Von Trier movie?

Fuck, man. Does the whole movie take place at night?

I dunno, I kinda separate Broderick into two parts…. there was the 1980s Broderick, who was a really cool guy.

SanDeE*, SanDeE* everywhere.

I would watch an Ocean's Eleven movie called Rob Delaney about a heist to steal Dana Delaney's car.

Mr. Sarlacc: Hi, honey, I'm home.

What a foal believes.