Ironically, the shortcut intersects with the long uncircumcised weiner.

The game?

Because he's fat?

"I don't think you're an asshole, tmage. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch."

Have you tried drinking more pineapple juice?

That joke was very la-Boris.

Do they have on-location segments like the Daily Show? I mean, like when Stephen Colbert would go fuck with a pastor or something, not the ones where they stand in front of a greenscreen and pretend they're in Fallujah.

There all is aching.

I don't have HBO, so I end up watching the ten-minute long clip they dole out to YouTube every week. What else do they do on that show?

Amen!

Real Sex was dope.

Are we talking about rain or sex with Olivia Munn?

^^Dubiously not high.

It's like rain on a sunny day.

Munn sequitur

That's no moon.

She's got a GREAT ASS… and you got your entire family ALL THE WAY UP IT!

Tommy Pischedda: Excuse me… are you reading "Yes I Can"?

He needs to strike while the irony is hot.

You know what they say about big butts, right?