On the night of the finale, will it be #1 in the ratings or #9?

"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' wit which to fuck"

She really wanted to diversify her STDs.

I just remember they had a gimmick episode where "Led Zeppelin is providing the soundtrack!"

Just that still makes me wish HBO did a Fallout: The TV Show.

Commitment Ruins Everything About Marriage

Ikea car anytime I'm craving Swedish meatballs.

Olive Garden is a distant cousin of Temple Grandin.

If you eat this 96-ounce steak, you win a complimentary urn!

Spider-Man: Turn Off The Darts

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dying of botulism four days later

"I'm sorry to break it to you, but your father is a steak fry."

Trying to figure out the logistics here. Is she pegging you?

"Would you like French fries, potato salad, or the identity of your derelict father with that?"

"How is the turnover?"
"Sorry, we only have wedding cake."

^brags about being able to afford dinner in Florida

Keep it clean and come out boxing!

Mamma Mia! Free Clinic™

"The movie adaptation of Martin-Lugand’s debut novel chronicles the aftermath of a car accident that robs a woman named Diane of her husband and daughter. As she tries to find a way forward without letting go of the past, Diane travels to Myxlar, a planet her husband always wanted to visit, where she may yet find the…

The description sounds like the rare movie that goes for Oscar gold and also the purse strings of the Second Best Marigold Hotel crowd.